After stuffing yourself with some turkey this Thanksgiving, the Black Friday madness begins. There are plenty of sales out there that you should know about ahead of the big day. There are even some stores such as Kohl’s and Walmart that are starting Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving Day. In honor of this time-honored tradition, we have compiled some of the best Funny Black Friday quotes out there.
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Best Black Friday Quotes and Sayings
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
Before I left the house I put my dentist on speed dial.
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money." -Unknown
"Sorry, there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday."
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
"I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday."
My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.
I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.
"Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge." –Unknown
Best Black Friday Social Media Captions and Posts
It's Black Friday 2018, which means tons of deals, sales, and even fights. The stores are open and so is the playing field as people get ruthless with their shopping. For all of us who find this slightly sick and humorous, check out the top Funny Black Friday quotes and jokes about the annual chaos.With the big holiday season right around the corner, retailers across the nation are gearing up for the busiest shopping season of the year! Yep - Black Friday and Cyber Monday are almost here! But this year, some retailers are offering holiday steals-and-deals earlier than ever! In fact, some stores aren't waiting until the "traditional" Black Friday. Despite the controversy, many are opening their doors on Thanksgiving!
Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, 'Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.
Here's hoping Black Friday doesn't turn into Black and Blue Sunday.
"I not sure what I bought, but no one else has one."
"I had to fight off three nuns and a preacher, but I got the last ‘Peace on Earth' wall hanging." -Ken Sheldon
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Clear eyes, full carts, let's shop!
This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Black Friday, the official kick-off of the Christmas shopping season, in which parents prove that they love their kids by trampling each other to buy the last Zhu Zhu Pet.
Why the hell don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?
I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
Some of the Best and Humorous Black Friday Quotes
I've collected funny Black Friday quotes here, because if we don't laugh about our national holiday celebrating mass consumerism, we'll probably cry about it, right into all of the heavily discounted and completely unnecessary electronics we just bought.Black Friday is a polarizing day — some people adore it, and really just approach their Thanksgiving feasts as necessary fuel for the take-no-prisoners, gladiator-style shopping spree that starts in the wee hours of Friday morning. Whichever age you fall into, please enjoy these fun memes, tweets, and quotes about Black Friday and holiday shopping:
"You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday." - Unknown
"The quickest way to know a woman is to go to shopping with her." - Marcelene Cox
"Oh for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money." - Unknown
"One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present." -Unknown
"If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!" - Jerry Smith
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." - Elayne Boosler
"I shop like a bull - I charge everything!" - Jerry Smith
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
Shop till you drop
First we turkey, then we Target
I'm only a morning person on Black Friday
Give thanks & trample
Black Friday black eye day
Black Friday is my super bowl
Black Friday Quotes Funny
Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, is a day of massive sales and shopping frenzy. It's a day that brings out the humor in the chaos, as people rush to grab the best deals. Here are some funny quotes that capture the spirit of Black Friday:
"I don't need a therapist, I have a credit card." - Unknown
"Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have." - Unknown
"I'm only a morning person on Black Friday." - Unknown
"Black Friday: The day I turn into a Ninja." - Unknown
"Keep calm and avoid the shopping carts." - Unknown
"I survived Black Friday." - Unknown
"Black Friday: Let the Hunger Games begin." - Unknown
"I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter." - Unknown
"Black Friday: May the odds be ever in your favor." - Unknown
"Shopping is my cardio." - Carrie Bradshaw
Funny Black Friday Sayings
Black Friday is a day that's ripe for humor. The rush, the chaos, and the deals all combine to create a day that's as funny as it is frantic. Here are some funny sayings that encapsulate the madness of Black Friday:
"Black Friday: Because sleep is for the weak."
"I don't shop on Black Friday. I spend my time sharpening my elbows."
"Black Friday: The one day of the year when people wake up early willingly."
"Black Friday: The day we all become bargain hunters."
"Black Friday: The only day you can shop like a millionaire without the guilt."
"Black Friday: The day when the phrase 'shop till you drop' is taken literally."
"I don't need a shopping list. It's Black Friday!"
"Black Friday: The day when sanity is sold separately."
"Black Friday: The day when we remember that patience is not a virtue when shopping."
"Black Friday: The day when we realize that the early bird doesn't just get the worm, it gets the best deals too."
Funny Quotes About Black Friday Shopping
Black Friday shopping is an experience like no other. It's a day when the usual rules of shopping are thrown out the window, and the result is often hilarious. Here are some funny quotes about Black Friday shopping:
"I don't shop on Black Friday. The stuff you want is never on sale, and the stuff that's on sale, you never want."
"Black Friday shopping: It's like the Hunger Games, but with more pushing and shoving."
"Black Friday: The day when people buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like."
"Black Friday shopping: It's not about the discount, it's about the bragging rights."
"Black Friday: The day when we all pretend we're not going to spend the entire next month shopping."
"Black Friday shopping: It's the most wonderful time of the year... for retailers."
"Black Friday: The day when we all become extreme couponers."
"Black Friday shopping: It's not just a day, it's a lifestyle."
"Black Friday:The day when 'shop till you drop' becomes a literal possibility."
"Black Friday shopping: The only sport where you get to push people and not get in trouble."
Funny Black Friday Memes
Memes have become a popular way to express humor and sarcasm about various events and trends, and Black Friday is no exception. Here are some funny captions for Black Friday memes:
"When you're ready for Black Friday but your wallet isn't."
"When you see the Black Friday crowds and decide online shopping is a better idea."
"When you survive Black Friday without a single scratch."
"When you find the perfect deal, but someone else grabs it first."
"When you realize you spent your entire paycheck on Black Friday."
"When you're shopping on Black Friday and suddenly remember you're broke."
"When you wake up early for Black Friday, only to realize you're late."
"When you're trying to justify your Black Friday shopping spree."
"When you're in line for Black Friday and the store opens."
"When you're shopping on Black Friday and suddenly remember you have bills to pay."
Black Friday Captions
Black Friday is a day that's ripe for social media posts, and a good caption can make all the difference. Here are some Black Friday captions that capture the spirit of the day:
"Black Friday: The day when my credit card gets a workout."
"Shopping is my superpower. Black Friday is my kryptonite."
"Black Friday: The day when my shopping addiction becomes socially acceptable."
"Black Friday: The day when 'shop till you drop' becomes a literal possibility."
"Black Friday: The day when my bank account goes from black to red."
"Black Friday: The day when my shopping list becomes a wish list."
"Black Friday: The day when my shopping cart is fuller than my fridge."
"Black Friday: The day when my shopping bags are heavier than my gym weights."
"Black Friday: The day when my shopping spree becomes a marathon."
"Black Friday: The day when my shopping receipts are longer than my to-do list."
Black Friday Sale Funny Quotes
Black Friday sales are a time of joy for shoppers and a time of humor for observers. Here are some funny quotes about Black Friday sales:
"Black Friday sale: Buy now, regret later."
"Black Friday sale: Where 'sold out' is the most popular item."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'out of stock' is more disappointing than 'out of money'."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'buy one get one free' is not enough."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when '50% off' still feels expensive."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'limited stock' feels like a personal challenge."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'doorbuster deal' sounds like a good idea."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'early bird special' means waking up at 3 am."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'while supplies last' feels like a threat."
"Black Friday sale: The only time when 'biggest sale of the year' still feels like an understatement."
Happy Black Friday Quotes
Despite the chaos and frenzy, Black Friday is a day of happiness for many as they score great deals and start their holiday shopping. Here are some quotes to spread the joy of Black Friday:-"Happy Black Friday, may the sales be ever in your favor."
"Happy Black Friday! Remember, it's not about the discount, it's about the joy of finding that perfect item."
"Happy Black Friday! May your carts be full and your lines be short."
"Happy Black Friday! Here's to finding all the items on your wish list."
"Happy Black Friday! May your shopping be swift and your bags be light."
"Happy Black Friday! Remember, the best deal is the one that makes you the happiest."
"Happy Black Friday! Here's to a day of great finds and even greater savings."
"Happy Black Friday! May your day be filled with successful hunts and triumphant finds."
"Happy Black Friday! Remember, the joy is in the journey, not just the destination."
"Happy Black Friday! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of shopping bags."
16 of the Best Funny Black Friday Memes of All Time
