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Funny quotes for Facebook status with images
- Hi, I'm James, let's bond.
- Why bother reading books? We have Eminem he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.
- If something's not going right, try left.
- Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.
- Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.
- Relationship Status: COMING SOON
- Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).
- Looking at school books and thinking - What a waste of a tree!
- Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
- Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
- I forgot to work out today. That's 5 years in a row!
Interesting and Intelligent Funny Facebook Status Quotes
- Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you turn on is the microwave!
- I don't have goals. The goals are for soccer. I'm not soccer.
- The hardest thing our kids will do in 20-30 years is finding a username that isn't already taken.
- Aren't we ALL internet explorers?
- I without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.
- I'm following you on Facebook because my mum always told me to follow my dreams.
- If someone says "I love you", and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.
Funny Facebook quotes that will get likes
- If you're talking behind my back, you're in a really good position to kiss my butt
- Lucky for you mirrors can't laugh out loud.
- I'm pretty sure you're not a car; get an actual photo for your profile.
- Unicorns do exist. They're just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.
- I grew up being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a badass when I first joined Facebook.
- Fact: if there are two girls in someone’s profile picture, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
Funny Facebook statuses that will get comments
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- I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
- How can I say we got freedom when we tied the chain with glass on the public water cooler? We just got the separate piece of land not freedom.
- Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.
Funny status for Facebook that will get likes
- Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation…
- I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
- Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of our COUNTRY???” Student -“in Swiss Banks” lolls.
- My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday.
Super funny quotes for Facebook
- At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
- Typing…
- My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….
- I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Extreme funny status updates that get attention
- Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys!
- A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
- Life is Short – Chat Fast!
- Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook!
Funny and clever quotes and sayings for Facebook
- Save water, drink beer!
- Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.
- Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Funny and awesome Facebook statuses
- When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars... When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
- Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
- Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if its wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
Funny status for Facebook that everyone will like
- I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
- Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
- People call me mike... You can call me tonight... :p
Funny and Clever Facebook Status
- Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
- We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D